Rules of Fromm (Part 1)

Miscellaneous collected wisdom from life. More to follow, as the spirit moves me.

1) When all else fails, nap.

2) How well you are dressed, and how much time you take in selecting/preparing your appearance, will be in inverse proportion to the appearance of the individuals of the opposite sex you come into contact with during such time as you are prepared thusly.

3) When you are in a hurry at a checkstand, or even when you aren't, your likelyhood of getting a trainee as a checker is very high. This rule may also apply at a self-checked store.

4) Your need to purchase fuel for your vehicle will often correlate strongly with the likelyhood of a price increase. For instance, if you decide to wait an additional day to stop by the gas station, it will often be the case that world events will cause an increase in the price of fuel after you have arrived home that evening.

5) Mountain Dew can be the nectar of the Gods. However, consuming 4 two-liters in the course of a weekend does not often produce good results.

6) Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.